Attention, everyone: Authortastic 2.0 is now under new management. Jeshi-kun has left me, supercomputer276, in charge. There will be a lot of changes, mostly with the site appearence. To be honest, it's the only way I could get the Archive page to look right.
Authors: 8 / 15
Slots open: 7
Authortastic is not Meant for the elliptic.
:D Remember to put Authortastic.co.nr in your Bookmarks Folder!
3.0, believe it or not
New Forum in the Works
As much as I'd love to keep the old Authortastic 2 forum, idiot pervs are posting gay p0rn images all over the boards and as the new head of the comic, I will not allow this to continue. Since I can't become an admin there to finish the job (unless someone can talk with Jeshi-kun somewhere), I've started preparing a new forum. It is still under construction, so I won't change the link on the navbar yet, but if forum regular would join to help, it would be greatly appreciated.
posted by supercomputer276 - November 4th, 2007, 10:41 pm
New Appearence Template
One of the things about the last template that bothered me the most was that the Archive page was busted up, and since I had trouble deciphering what went wrong myself, I replaced the template with a new one based off of my template on Miles Prowler: Private Eye. It is a simple template, but it works, which is what's important. I even gave it the forum's color scheme so it still looks Authortastic-y. I have intentions to make a much cooler looking template, but as I often tell others, I can't make promises.
posted by supercomputer276 - November 3rd, 2007, 3:43 pm
Even though I already said it, Slash recommended I make it a actual News post.
I'm Leaving Smack jeeves, and I don't mean a "I'll still be commenting and stuff I just wont post anything" Leaving, I mean a "Screw you all, I'm leaving this website, never posting anything anymore, never looking at anything on the website anymore, Leaving" Leaving.
Why? For many reasons,
For one, Everybody seems to hate me suddenly, I have no idea why, just suddenly everybody was commenting saying things like "Authortastic is dead because Jeshi is a selfish bastard" or "People on smack jeeves are dieing because Jeshi is a Stupid Jerk" or "Jeshi is a Douche who is trying to keep authortastic alive by getting good authors in it"
I pretty much have no idea why everybody seems to hate me except Freee and Slash(Seriously), but along with that everything is being blamed on me, I coulda' sworn that one time on MSN somebody blamed the death of Shrazer on me, but that has nothing to do with Smack jeeves because people blame things on my in real life too, but it just happens mostly on smack jeeves.
Secondly, Authortastic is Dead, and as long as I'm on smack jeeves, people will bug me about a 3.0 or it being dead, by leaving I am declaring "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT ANYMORE!"
Thirdly, 75% of the time no matter where I am or what computer or Operating system or Browser I'm using, I AM UNABLE TO GO TO SMACK JEEVES! I get a "The sever at Smackjeeves.com can not be found" or a "The page you are attempting to view is broken" I don't find a reason to keep going to a site that I can't access anyways.
Fourthly, I'm tired of getting messages from people asking me if I saw/read Read Page X of comic X on smackjeeves and if smack jeeves is working yet.
Fithly, I'm tired of people Sending me EMAIL saying "YOU ARE A FUCKING LIER! I CAN GO TO SMACK JEEVES FINE AND I LIVE IN California! THEREFORE YOU CAN GO TO SMACK JEEVES TOO BECAUSE EVERYBODY LIVES IN California!" California is the state with the Lowest IQ score and also I LIVE IN FREAKING BOSTON! THATS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FREAKING COUNTRY! WE HAVE OAK TREES! AND LEAFY TREES! THEY CHANGE COLOR IN FALL AND WE NAMED AN ENTIRE SEASON OFF OF THAT! ITS COLD IN WINTER AND HOT IN SUMMER! ITS VERY DIFFERENT FROM CALIFORNIA!.
Sixthly, Because whenever I can actually access this site I only see people who hate me, I get depressed and angry and lean towards Emo, And if I go Emo then I'll probably kill myself, and if I kill myself then probably 3 other people will think about killing themselfs, and 17 people will preach how because I wasn't Religious I'm going to go to hell and everybody should worship Jesus, and then 25 people will be angry at those people, and then 78 more people will hate me because I caused a bunch of anger, YAY! D<
So anyways, I have more reasons but they can't be expressed in text.
I was GOING to Leave authortastic's dead corpse to everybody in it, but Slash said people will hate me for that and that I should pick the person who showed the most devotion to keeping Authortastic alive by updating and stuff, this happened to be SC, so I'm leaving Authortastic to SC, he is a super user and can delete authortastic if he wants, but I doubt he will because it shows his progress from amature Comic maker to Great Comic maker who has a fanbase, along with a bunch of people who hate him.
did I mention that one of the reasons I'm leaving Smackjeeves is that people seem to randomly decide to hate each other over anything?
I'm going to leave my account on smack jeeves in tact but its not going to do anything but exist for the sake of people wanting to look at my profile page or something even though I'm going to be taking all my info off it.
If you want to See my new work or anything Go to my Sheezy art Page, http://jeshi.ideru.sheezyart.com/
Sheezy art is like Deviant art except the staff don't delete Peoples Work for fun and it isn't swarmed with Yaoi.
Also unlike Smack jeeves, on sheezy art, people don't decide to hate each other for no reason, when some hates somebody its for a Valid Reason.
I'm leaving Smack jeeves and nobody can really stop me or is going to try to stop me because everybody hates me and when they read this is probably going to think "HAHA! YES! THAT JACKASS IS LEAVING!" then Comment either "HAHA! YES! THAT JACKASS IS LEAVING!" or "Oh no...Jeshi is leaving...I am so sad..." then a few weeks later will wonder why they hated me but not care.
and the people who don't hate(All 5 of you) can't stop me because I'm not gonna be reading any comments on this news post or checking any PMs.
and if they try MSN only the ones I'm friends with will actually be able to say anything because the ones who don't know my MSN address won't find it because I'm removing it from my profile.
Goodbye! and I hope this causes a Chain Reaction to Prove my Point! I won't Miss any of you!
posted by Jeshi-kun - November 3rd, 2007, 12:58 am
News about the Banner.
Since everybody seems to HATE the banner I worked on for weeks, and INSISTS that I change it AGAIN and I'm getting REALLY TIRED of Changing the Banner(Haven't changed it publicly since I added the new one though but I was still changing it a bunch when I was working on it) and Even MORE Tired of People BUGGING ME about Changing the Banner!
As per his Request, All Responsibility's related to the Authortastic Banner Are to be held by Slash!
This means Slash is in Charge of the banner, and changing it for you, and all that,
it also means that Anybody who wants to complain about the banner should complain to SLASH because HE'S the one In charge of it now.
And for you Annoying People(not using the word Idiot) that don't know what I meant by "As per his request" it means he came to me one day and was like "Everybody is bugging you about the banner, How about you just put me in charge of the banner?".
This ALSO means that anybody who Complains ME about the banner will seem like a idiot because the Banner is no longer any of my business unless Slash starts doing a Really bad Job, Which is VERY unlikely!
And I REALLY hope nobody Decides to Bug me about Shifting the Banner to Slash and starts calling me Lazy BECAUSE ITS NOT THAT I'M LAZY BUT THAT I'M FED UP WITH ALL OF YOU BUGGING ME ABOUT IT!
Okay! You got all that? Good!
If you didn't after it being repeated so much then you Have no Right WHAT SO EVER to Bug me about anything in this news post.
posted by Jeshi-kun - September 2nd, 2007, 11:08 pm
So I was like "Oh man, My internets is so slow" this morning, and then My RSS feeds were like "Smackjeeves comic updates lol" and I was like "FANTASTIC!" and then I clicked it and firefox was like "Can't find server lol" and then I waited for hours and then at 1:27am My rss feeds were like "Smack jeeves comic updates AGAIN lol" so I was like "Is it all workinging?" and it was! and then smackjeeves was like "New Pm's lol" and I was like "A-WHAT COULD IT BE!" and it was a author application by a person I never heard of, and I was like "Another n00B?" but then I read the Application Comic and was like "ROFLMAO!" and the Comic Mechanics were good too! So I was like "ACCEPTEDED!" and then Tally Probably was like "I WAS ACCEPTED YAY!" and then I was like "YAY!" and Tally was probably like "YAY!" and everybody who read this was probably like "YAY!" and every person didn't know Blahb was just working on the layout and not actually part of authortastic was like "NO U HAVE 16 AUTHORS YOU OVERFILL!" and I was like "STUFU MEANS HOT STEAM COMING OUT OF THE GROUND! BUT STFU DOESN'T! SO STFU!" and they were like ":(" and I was like
And then Blahb was like "DEKU LOLZ!" and I was like "WOW ITS FLUFFY AND CUTE LOLZ!" and then Ryoka was like "I'M BRITISH LOL!" and I was like "I'M AMERICAN LOLZ!" and then the word exploded because Lol was said to much in one news post!
In short, Please welcome our newest Author, Tally!
posted by Jeshi-kun - August 31st, 2007, 12:33 am
New Banner :D
Like it? I WORKED ON IT FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS!
And now its done! HOORAY!
posted by Jeshi-kun - August 23rd, 2007, 11:20 pm
Winjab Too Rises from the Grave then Trips back in BUT THEN JESHI CATCHS HIM WITH A FRISBEE!
Please Welcome Winjab back to Authortastic :D
posted by Jeshi-kun - August 23rd, 2007, 9:53 pm
Yes this is true
I won't be on as much as I would like right now since I just started college and have so manythings that I will be doing. and before you ask which college am I going to the answer is that I'm not telling you all. I'll still be around but not as much. See ya all around when I'm on ^_^
posted by Slash Segary - August 20th, 2007, 6:12 pm
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